Chapter Three: The Motorized Wheelchair

My brother is spending his last summer before grad school working at another store - a bigger store. One of the many roles he plays there is a greeter, meaning he welcomes people to store and gets the carts ready for customers. Another important role of the greeter is to fetch a motorized wheelchair for those in need. If the chair is at the opposite entrance of the customer, his job is to run to other end, climb in the chair and drive it back. During his first adventure riding one of these lovely contraptions, a co-worker stopped him and simply said "You know they pee in those right?" I wish I could have seen his face.

Needless to say, he did a load of laundry that night.

Public Motorized Wheelchair Consumers Beware: Bring your own lysol wipes.