Chapter One: Romeo

My very first memorable strange customer was an older gentleman - quite old, in fact. He approached the counter and asked if he could return an item. I assured him he could as long as he hadn't opened the product and as long as he had the receipt. Both were true. He kept apologizing and I wasn't sure why. That's when he pulled out the "Ultra-ribbed condoms". And of course - the register would not allow me to refund the product alone. I had to call my manager to the front - making the process even longer. I just wanted to get this man out the door and on his way.

Also on the receipt from the returned condoms? A bottle of wine and a pack of cigarettes.

Looks like someone's night didn't go as planned.